“Streeter is so funny that if he were a wine, he'd be a big glass of MerLOL! Yes, I realize that joke is terrible. But not as terrible as the fact that I have to take the case off my iPhone 5 in order to plug it into the Bose Sound Dock I keep by my jacuzzi. That's bullsh*t.”

— Pete Holmes, comedian on White Whine

White Whine

ISBN: 978-1440557132


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White Whine

A Study of First World Problems


by Streeter Seidell


White Whine chronicles the everyday difficulties that plague our lives. From having too much food to eat and desperately needing the latest version of the iPhone to the ever-present inconvenience of having a vacation interrupted by a natural disaster, this book is your opportunity to vent your unrelenting hardships. You’ll recoil in disbelief at all the injustices in the world and recall your own experiences of losing faith in everything around you.

Whether you feel helpless when your phone charger won’t reach your bed or you’re just pissed your boat won’t be ready for Memorial Day, you will enjoy pounding out your first-world problems with White Whine.